PAMATAY PICK UP LINES

PAMATaY NA PICK UP LINES>>HAHA -




1. Minamalat na naman ang puso ko..

*** paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo..

2. Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola??

*** ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko..

3. Uy papicture tayo!!

*** para ma-develop tayo!!

4. Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita??

*** hinde, para lagi kita mamimiss..

5. Can i take your picture??

*** coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!!

6. Exam ka ba??

*** gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!!

7. Lecture mo ba ako??

*** lab kasi kita..

8. Centrum ka ba??

*** kasi you make my life complete!!

9. Miss pwede ba kita maging driver??

*** para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..

10. Mahilig ka ba sa asukal??

*** ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo..

11. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard??

*** kasi type kita..

12. I hate to say this but... You are like my underwear..

*** coz i can't last a day without you!!

13. Ibibili kita ng salbabida..

*** kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko..

14. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar??

*** single kasi ako eh..

15.Me lisensya ka ba??

*** coz you're driving me crazy eh..

16. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo??

*** may sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras

ko..

17. Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh?? hahaha! May alam ka pa


bang iba?? Wala na akong maisip eh..

*** coz all i ever think of is you..

18. I'm a bee..

*** can you be my honey??

19. Nakakatakot diba ang multo??

*** pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko..

20. Am i a bad shooter??

*** coz i keep on missing you..

22. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight??

*** Oh gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??

23. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh??

*** kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad..

24. Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary??

*** because you give meaning to my life..

25. Bangin ka ba??

*** nahuhulog kasi ako sa'yo..

26. Pustiso ka ba??

*** kasi, can't smile without you..

27. Pagod na pagod ka na noh??

*** maghapon kana kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh..

28. Me butas ba puso mo??

*** kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can't find my way out!!

29. Anung height mo??

*** ha?? pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko..

30. Hey, did you fart??

*** coz you blew me away!!

31. Sana "T" na lang ako..

*** para i'm always right next to "U"

32. Are you Jamaican??

*** kasi Ja-maican me crazy!!

33. Nde tayo tao.. Nde tayo hayop.

***BAGAY tayo. BAGAY tlga tayo.

34. Ako ay isang exam..

***kaya sagutin mo na ako...

35. Favorite Subject mo ba geometry

***kasi kahit saang angle ka tignan ang ganda mo eh!

dhane wrote:PAMATaY NA PICK UP LINES>>HAHA -




1. Minamalat na naman ang puso ko..

*** paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo..

2. Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola??

*** ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko..

3. Uy papicture tayo!!

*** para ma-develop tayo!!

4. Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita??

*** hinde, para lagi kita mamimiss..

5. Can i take your picture??

*** coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!!

6. Exam ka ba??

*** gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!!

7. Lecture mo ba ako??

*** lab kasi kita..

8. Centrum ka ba??

*** kasi you make my life complete!!

9. Miss pwede ba kita maging driver??

*** para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..

10. Mahilig ka ba sa asukal??

*** ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo..

11. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard??

*** kasi type kita..

12. I hate to say this but... You are like my underwear..

*** coz i can't last a day without you!!

13. Ibibili kita ng salbabida..

*** kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko..

14. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar??

*** single kasi ako eh..

15.Me lisensya ka ba??

*** coz you're driving me crazy eh..

16. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo??

*** may sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras

ko..

17. Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh?? hahaha! May alam ka pa


bang iba?? Wala na akong maisip eh..

*** coz all i ever think of is you..

18. I'm a bee..

*** can you be my honey??

19. Nakakatakot diba ang multo??

*** pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko..

20. Am i a bad shooter??

*** coz i keep on missing you..

22. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight??

*** Oh gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??

23. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh??

*** kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad..

24. Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary??

*** because you give meaning to my life..

25. Bangin ka ba??

*** nahuhulog kasi ako sa'yo..

26. Pustiso ka ba??

*** kasi, can't smile without you..

27. Pagod na pagod ka na noh??

*** maghapon kana kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh..

28. Me butas ba puso mo??

*** kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can't find my way out!!

29. Anung height mo??

*** ha?? pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko..

30. Hey, did you fart??

*** coz you blew me away!!

31. Sana "T" na lang ako..

*** para i'm always right next to "U"

32. Are you Jamaican??

*** kasi Ja-maican me crazy!!

33. Nde tayo tao.. Nde tayo hayop.

***BAGAY tayo. BAGAY tlga tayo.

34. Ako ay isang exam..

***kaya sagutin mo na ako...

35. Favorite Subject mo ba geometry

***kasi kahit saang angle ka tignan ang ganda mo eh!

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!
Flirting is the art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
I would fly you to the moon and back if you’ll be . . . if you’ll be
my baby.
All women are flirts, but some are restrained by shyness, and others
by sense.
Flirtation: attention without intention.
Flirting is the art of keeping intimacy at a safe distance.
Oops! I lost my mobile number! Could I have yours?
Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I have had a really bad day today and it always makes me feel better
to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you please smile for me?
If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
You’re so sweet there’s a wanted poster for you at the candy store.
Let make it short and simple, I love you.
I’m an organ donor, need anything?
You remind me of my next girlfriend.
My friend wants to know if you think I’m hot
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again ?
Beauty is power and a smile is its sword.
It’s okay ….. you dont have to stop staring …….. that just means
you’re interested.
Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?
If nothing lasts for ever, will you be my nothing?
A woman will flirt with anyone in the world as long as other people
are looking on.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet but nothing compared
to you.
Single and looking… anyone wanna be found?
Can’t wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more
beautiful everyday.
Can I borrow a quarter?
-What for?
I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Every night I go home crying because I’ll have to wait until tomorrow
to see you again.
Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?

LOL.... grabeh namang pick up lines mo haha matatawag kanag corny nang babeng liniligawan mo haha... dapat konti lang ang kunin nyu d2 hahaha

ok lng yan...para makuntento bka kasi mabitin...hehehe

haha.. nice....

ewhh sakin nga ehh konting pick up lines ginamet ko katulad nang ""--noong valentines day i mean this year binigyan ko ang gf ko nang """"""DICTIONARY""""" sabi nya sakin aanhin ko naman toh marami na ako ne2 sa bahay sabi nyang ganun and my reply to her is ------>> i gave you this thing, this dictionary because YOU GIVE MEANING TO MY LIFE THAT'S WHY I GAVE YOU THIS THING...<----- akalain mo nasampal pa ako tapus hug at sabi bat di ko raw cnabi agad pagkatapus sinabihan ako nang medjo corny raw "peru sweet" hihihi na loose thread and garter nang panty raw nya hahaha...

e2 naman sinabi ko sa ex ko dati :: (share lang)

ako : patingin nga ng kamay mo.....ay! ang liit aa..
ex : anu naman ngayon ?
ako: eei..kc nagtataka ako kung panu mu nahawakan ang mundo ko..? ayeeaa..

sYang nga lang ..nagbreak kami ..

ako nga pala c mz.aKin'ca_18 ...newbie here!
xori kung dto ako nagpost .. d ko kc mhanap ee...
xori..xori